A fork of Rural Dictionary
December 2nd
The best day of the year where you get to kick blondes for fun
(Does include dirty blonde)
February 6th
The day where blondes will be attacked but gingers cant kick them cause gingers a gay too
"Get kicked you dirty albino prick"
Kick a blonde day
The day of the year when brunettes start a war and start fighting blondes
February 3rd
(Does not include dirty blondes)
Carl: Oh shit yeah it's Kick a Blonde Day, time to kick a retarded blonde.
A day where gingers/red heads can kick there friend with blonde hair because there sick and tiered of them being a dumb ass
Rebecca: hey did u hear it’s national kick a blonde day for red heads
Jeffrey: finally they deserve it I’m tired of having to explain something to them more than once
January 11th
On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!
No one gets left behind!
My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.