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Partying and drinking with random people or friends of friends
Hey lets kick forward with some chicks?
I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets. This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say: “I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”. It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question. Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic: Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive. Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.