A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mittens for little tiny kittens when it gets cold in the out-of-doors.
when you get pissed off at a cat and make mittens out of it
bob:what are those mittens made out of
jon:bitch thease are kitten mittens everyone needs a pair
bob:barf
when someone or a situation requires you to handle them delicatly...as if you were wearing "kitten mittens". Also their ignorance could scratch you or puncture your skin... so put your "kitten mittens on and handle with caution.
Be sure to use your "kitten mittens" when talking with Mckenzie about politics, she doesnt know the rest of us work for a living.
A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.
Jesse: I got a B on my test.
Amanda:I recieved an A!
Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.
When a tv show isn’t interesting enough to sustain your full attention, so you do another activity while watching the show, but that’s also not interesting enough to pull you away from the show because you are somewhat invested in watching it.
Don’t ask me about the plot. The show was a total kitten mitten for me.
A condom.
'you'd better put on a kitten mitten, if you want that pussy'