Country Dictionary

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klev

To violently break into song.

I kleved to frozen and killed a man.

by Trampo June 28, 2014

Klevs

A self provoked individual with many bad habits always klever when it comes to vandalizing or stealing but is very artistic.

Guy: who stole all the beer and spray paint!?
Other guy: most of been aKlevs

by Realwordbro123 September 05, 2018

photo klev

An alligators winter home

The alligator felt snow and ran of into the photo klev

by Jaguar16 January 12, 2018

Klev

the goat of all goats, he's Klev and Klev is as Klev does. He has the most dashing smile, which makes me want to touch him, violently. His aura and charisma makes him even more appealing, he turns heads, men and women swarm at his door with jars of nutella. He's caused many oil companies to go bankrupt as they just can't keep up with the demand, many have started to just rawdog it our of despiration. He is an angelic being, his aura unmatched by anyone, he will dominate the world, one vote at a time. Vote Klev.

"I'm going to rape klev"

by flowerfulandpowerful September 23, 2024