A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hyper active bitch. She eats everything..She will steal your cake right from under nose. She snatches food out of your hand then shits and pisses all over the place. She'll try to be your best friend and just when you start to fall for those pretty blue eyes eyes...shes stolen more food, shit on the floor again and sleeping with your man.
Kloey took a shit down again. That bitch stole my cake, her name must be Kloey. A strange breed that Kloey is.
A Kloey is someone who, despite the whole world trying crush her at times, is invincible. Typically a Kloey will find you at a time in your life when she is most needed. Warning: Kloeys can read minds so be careful where your mind wanders. The Kloey is typically unaware of her abilities to affect others around her, and has no idea that she is unnaturally beautiful. Kloeys have an excellent sense of humor and incredible eyes. If you are ever lucky enough to encounter one... hold on for dear life and enjoy the ride. You may just find yourself along the way.
I can tell by her smile... she's a Kloey
Kloey is a beautiful girl. She's sweet. Can be mean when she wants, so don't mess with her. She tends to give her close friends a second chance. But, if you hurt her or her best friend more than once, your done for. She has brown eyes, blonde hair. Usually straight hair. She's more average height. Anyone would be lucky to be best friends with her.
Man, I wish I had a Kloey in my life. She's so cool and funny!