Country Dictionary

A dutch wooden shoe.

When I went to the Netherlands, I bought these klompen!

Kiss, latch on, maintain pressure.

Zomg, I haven't kissed you for days! *klomp*

a glomp with a kiss

some anime characters klomp

A device to conceal a cameltoe. Typically plastic, and seamless in the center.

Guy: Have you seen Alices massive klomp? Girl: Yes! It draws even more attention, and not in a good way. It looks like she is smuggling a banana!

a frumpy but not a complete hot-mess-of-a-person, used pejoratively and/or lovingly; someone who, in appearance, is somewhat attractive but features clown-like clothes, makeup, etc.

Rodrigo showed up to the club with his giant boots and fur coat, looking like a straight up Klomp Kween; I hated it and loved it at the same time.

When you use your brute strength to hold your partner down and force them into submission and do butt stuff

There alot of klomping at Anthony's house

(v) to klomp; getting v faded from Klonopin (clonazepam)

i get klomped at work to ease the pain XD