A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kodey is a wonderful man. He highly underestimates himself and his abilities. He is the most kind, thoughtful, caring, and loving person. He is naturally good natured. Kodey can become stressed when times are busy but he can still see the light in situations. He is mature, funny, verrry helpful and endlessly giving. Anyone who meets Kodey loves him. If they don't then you know they're an asshole.
Peter, " I donated all of my money to charity yesterday." Stewie, " Peter, you are such a Kodey!" Smithers, " I fixed your car doors today." Mr. Burns, " You are just too Kodey!"
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Loves with a passion and all his heart, little boys... kodey secrelty takes photos of little boys and keeps them in a box under his bed to fiddle too before he sleeps. Kodey repeatedly whispers to himself, "Little men little men, why dont u love me little men" in a high pitched voice while he is stroking his little donga in his warm sticky hand. But absolutely most of all that kodey loves, is disabled little vegetable kids. he teases them then runs away saying, im faster im faster nananana (kids in wheelchairs). Kodey is a very loving and kind person (to little boys) ((extra points if ur disabled)) (((His fav is retard kids or ones who cant speak or move))). He really does love ALL types of people.
Look at kodey man, hes chanting little men to himself again everyone wants to be like kodey hansen