A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something made up by Turkish people, which the Greeks stole because they don't have a culture of their own. People who eat kofta usually get oily skin and have an irrational hate of other central asian/mediteranian countries.
'nom nom nom, this kofta is really good' said a small greek boy. 'hey, that is ours' said an equally fat and stupid turkish boy'
When a bombaclat rasclat walks up and wants to swing your nans jaw I’ll get my kofta out and beat him with a tactical helikofta
Look at that pussclut batty kofta bitch
To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.
'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!' 'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.
Person 1: I gave my misso a spicy Lamb Kofta last night. Person 2: Fuck cunt that's proper grim.
An Indian delicacy that is found in between a man's legs. Typically comes in a pair, and is tethered to a cock, which Indians don't eat, since they are vegetarian. "His kofta's feel so right in my mouth."
Balls, testicles, paneer, curry, koftas
Generally a person with fat, disgusting, smelly feet.
bro Did you see sabrinas kofta feet "how could i miss it, they cant get any bigger" "Why does it smell like kofta in here"? "i think sabrinas walking up the steps"