Country Dictionary

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kooch

a pussy, female genitalia

"Andy gets all the kooch he wants."

by andy April 09, 2003

kooch

another word for monged, cotching, kush. generally being relaxed and/or drunk/high, feeling the world slow down. when kooching, one experiences slow often slurred speech. invented accidently on a drunk golf course raid

shit mate, im so drunk. i need to kooch out somewhere that bean bag looks so kooch my bed was so kooch after that all nighter

by gibbss January 03, 2009

kooch

Slang for Ed Koch. The former mayor of New York City.

The Kooch is the Shiznit!

by T-Boy August 04, 2004

kooch

A game involving a koosh ball. The players stand in a circle and throw a ball at each other trying to make others miss. If one drops the ball, they are out. Ends in a showdown between two players with throws resembling baseball pitches. Best if played outside, optimal for camping trips because all that is needed is a koosh ball. The name stems from koosh (the ball). Developed into kooch as the inventors were a group of men out of contact with women for two weeks.

Guy1: Let's go play some kooch. Guy2: Alright. I'll beat you in the showdown.

by Caribou November 08, 2005

Kooch

My good friend, Dennis Kucinich.

"No, we are not going negative on the Kooch."

by John Edwards January 26, 2004

Kooch

I don't know where it started but somehow "Kooch" became a nickname for Dennis Kucinich.

"Lick Bush, Vote Kooch in 2004" - bumpersticker "Smooch the Kooch" - t-shirt

by Laura Tobin June 04, 2004