Country Dictionary

1. The art of fixing cars invented by Cedric of At The Drive-In. 2. Asian food.

Cedric has a freakin' black belt in Kung Pao, but not Tai-Bo.

While you are receiving a blowjob, she pukes and you nut at the same time. So the vomit is a mixture between her stomach contents and your boy batter.

Did she choke on your cock? Fuck yeah. I got a kung pao ending.

n. Slang for cocaine, chewch or nose whiskey...

1. Every Friday I pick up an order of Kung Pao chicken to start the weekend off right. 2. Kung Pao, it's what's for dinner. 3. Bawk-bawk chicken Kung Pao!

An expletive that a man shouts out after an amazing orgasm.

Kung Pao! Baby, that was awesome!

The day after you Kung-Pao chicken, the burning sensation you get in your rear end when you take a poo.

I ate Kung-pao chicken last night, and I had Kung-Pao Oww today soo bad that I had to put the toilet paper in the freezer.

When you like white meat but from time to time need that extra flavor.

Him: I heard you have sex with everyone. Her: l just like kung pao chicken!

When, upon eating too much bad Chinese food, a shaolin-monk style battle breaks out in your digestive-track, resulting in an explosion of undigested pu pu platter into the toilet (often accompanied by a 'pow').

"Dude, pull over -- I gotta take a kung pao dumper." "Don't go in there, sweetheart -- I just took a kung pao dumper."