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lamesauce

A description of how incredibly hard something sucks. There are varying degrees of the amount of lamesauce dumped all over a situation. For starters, first degree lamesauce is simply, "lamesauce." Second degree lamesauce includes words such as "covered" or "basted." Keep in mind that second degree lamesauce must always follow this format: past tense verb, the word "in" and then, of course, the word "lamesauce." Third degree lamesauce normally includes two or three of the aforementioned past tense verbs, and occasionally attaches to the lamesauce a prefix such as "mega-," "super-," or "mondo-." In addition, a numeric adverb may be added such as "twice," "thrice," or "quadruply." Fourth degree lamesauce basically depends on the creativity of the user. This specific degree is EXTREMELY SEVERE and must only be used when things have gotten so incredibly lame that you must resort to drastic, drastic measures. And remember, the important thing is not WHAT the lamesauce IS, but how you USE the lamesauce.

1) This is such lamesauce! 2) Dude, this is covered in lamesauce. 3) This is megalamesauce covered and basted thrice over. 4) Alright, you know what. This is covered, basted, drowned, and at the bottom of an entire fucking ocean of lamesauce.

by Bridie, duh. March 25, 2005

lamesauce

An elaboration on the word lame. The epitome of lame.

Person 1: My dog got hit by a semi-truck. Person 2: Really? Lamesauce.

by Elena Sipe June 08, 2007

lamesauce

1. Something extremly lame or stupid 2. A condament that is gross (i.e. mayonaise)

1. J: I flunked my paper K: That's lamesauce 2. Subway employee: Mustard, Mayonaise, Pickles? G: Hold the lamesauce

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

lamesauce

totally lame. bad. not cool. if it were a literal sauce, it would be gravy, but bad

1: i got a 19 on my science test 2: that's total lamesauce!

by oh my beckett November 14, 2008

lamesauce

1. being very lame and or having a very lame moment; when something is epically weird 2. when you dont get what you want; losing a silly war with a friend synonyms: lame, horrible, weird, awkward, funny

ex 1. *missing eachothers hand during a high5* WE MISSED!! WHAT LAMESAUCE!!! ex 2. boy "AWWEH I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!" girl "hahah thats such lamesauce."

by zokemon9637 August 28, 2011

lamesauce

noun. When a person is being so lame that they dont even deserve being called lame. They are called what you put on an order of lame.

Right now you are being the A.1. of lamesauce. Don't be such a lamesauce

by Jennifer jensen August 21, 2007

Lamesauce

A person, situation, or activity which is not fun, interesting, or beneficial in any way shape or form. Something that sucks big time.

homework is lamesauce

by Nathan A September 10, 2007