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One who is a tool, or frequently gets checked, as in a hockey game.

Kevin is a landis, and he gave all his money to the hairy gay bald man.

To cheat at somthing, make excuses about said cheating, and then ultimately lie about said cheating. Refers to Floyd Landis of cycling fame who won the 2006 Tour de France, failed a drug test, blamed the failed drug test on beer, whiskey, dehydration and his natural body, only to find that the failed drug test contained synthetic testoserone, to which Landis replied, "Whatchou Talkin' Bout Willis?"

Jimmy: "Read 'em and weep, assholes, FOUR ACES!" Ben: "Um, I have a pair of aces, how do you have four?" Jimmy: "Maybe this was one of those crazy six-ace deck of cards you hear about? Maybe there was a printing error at the factory? Maybe someone put two decks of cards back mixed up? I really don't know how it happened, but I am clearly the strongest poker player at the table this hand!" Ben: "You fucking Landis!"

Landy is a girls name from merida, yucatan. Origins come from Spain.

My name is Landy Gomez

Landis is a badass motherfucker who kicks ass and gets laid wherever he goes. People always think Landis is so hot

Oh I want to bang Landis

Sexy asf, smart asf, and cool to chill with

johhny is such a landis

A name having American origin meaning "rough land" or "land ruler." It is rare enough as a last name but considered unique as a first.

My name is Landis. Nice to meet you.

The most beautiful girl in the world, who is there for you twenty-four-seven. The best friend that you wish you could have. The most awesome person you could ever know.

Im looking for a Landi kind of a girl.