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lanjiao

A Hokkien vulgar term which means "Penis". Usually used by Malaysians, Singaporeans and Bruneians. Lanjiao can also be called kukujiao, kuku, jiaojiao, xiaodidi, didi or lanjiau Opposite of cibai (vagina) It is widely used for express ones anger or frustration. Often accompanies by cibai in a sentence.

"You don't talk lanjiao there ah, I call my gang beat you up ah!" "Lanjiao lah, you think Beckham is god meh?" "What lah, you don't have lanjiao ah, go chase her lah!" "Eh lanjiao-kia, siam tam pok lah, people watching tv wah!" All the above conversations are in Singlish

by fuuyin August 11, 2006

lanjiao

A word commonly used by horny chinese men in night markets during a bargain. This word could mean penis, cock, or dick.

Seller: One kilo rm50 please Buyer: Lanjiao, rm15 the one kilo veli naice Seller: Kennot kennot.. lanjiao leh

by lordvaraj666 December 31, 2018

Lanjiao

Means penis

Apa lanjiao lu mauuuu?

by ChaoAhBeng March 26, 2021

Lanjiao

Big cock

Oooh my gawd heres a big lanjiao right here awww yeah

by Gannina August 22, 2021

lanjiao

penis; say it when u feel bad.

lanjiao,my pc doesn't work anymore.

by ur mom daddy November 23, 2021