A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adjective usually applied to a woman meaning 'funny, sweet, sexy and original'. A woman who is overtly sexual but in such a playful, quirky, and 'old school' way that you can't tell whether she's really coming on to you or just flirting. Sexually forward without being slutty. Taken from singer Larkin McLean.
She seemed like she was into me but she was so larkin that I knew my down and dirty come on wasn't gonna work so I just stood there like a dumb ass. Finally I just asked her to dance and DAMN, she shook me all night long!
Irish name that comes from Ireland. Ireland is a place on the earth where they drink guiness and breed horses.
Hey look it's Larkin and he has a pint of guiness in his hand and he is strolling down to the pub garden with his imagary friend Lawrence the Leprechaun. I wish i was like Larkin, all the chicks dig him.
verb. the compulsive need to insert your genitals into anything and everything
if you dont shut your mouth, i'm going to be forced to larkin you. hey look at that grapefruit, lets larkin that shit
the unit of measurement for penetrations per minute.
"OMG...you reached an average of 40 larkins a minute during sex?"
The biggest piece of fucking shit i've ever seen. A gigantic massive black hole of a shit that seems to bring the world down into a giant abyss. A worthless, atrocious, unattractive pile of feces.
Have you seen matt lately? Dude, he's becoming a fucking larkin, it's disturbing.
verb. the compulsive need to insert your genitals into anything and everything
if you dont shut your mouth, i'm going to be forced to larkin you. hey look at that grapefruit, lets larkin that shit