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lawn darts

Highly entertaining, yet subsequently illegal, outdoor game involving heavy, sharp metal objects being thrown great distances at hoops placed on ground.

In a bittersweet victory, I lost half my family in a game of lawn darts.

by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004

lawn darts

An out-doors game that incorporates the skill of horse-shoes with the thrill of terminal head injury.

"I was about to learn that you should never be on the receiving end in a game of 'catch the lawn darts'...."

by Carl J. Maltese October 17, 2007

lawn darts

Very popular outdoor game, but dangerous. Also known as Jarts. You hold it by the fin, and toss in into the hoops to score points. In Dec. 19, 1988, they are banned, because of the deaths of 3 children and over 5000 serious injuries.

CPSC urges you to destroy or trash the lawn darts, and use the rings from the larn dart game for the replacement pieces for the ring toss game, or something similar.

by ChoujinkiMetalder April 13, 2005

lawn darts

Term used by High Powered Rocket Enthusiast to refer to the state of the rocket when the parachute fails to deploy. It is not a good position for your rocket and usually causes considerate amount of damage. Very cool to watch as long as it's not your rocket and you haven't spent alot of cash and months building it.

Phhhhhhsssst...rocket takes off....Beautiful flight It starts to curve down Amateur Rocketeer: #*%@ my "chute" didn't fire! All my rockets turn into lawn darts! Hits the earth cone first at a high rate of speed Spectator: Man! That was cool!!!!!

by LeAnneC September 01, 2006

lawn darts

1. a game created for sole use at parties in which you hate everyone there and would like a good excuse to throw darts at them.

1. "Where are you going?" "Off to Gary's house, gonna play some lawn darts and hope he gets hit.

by Deadseraph April 29, 2007

lawn dart

To fly a remote control plane into the ground nose-first.

Man, I just turned my new F-27 into a lawn dart!

by sterlingheights December 03, 2005

Lawn darting

Casual term for sex in someone's lawn between a man and a woman. Mans penis (lawn dart) in a vag.

I'm lawn darting that pussy all night long

by Lawn darter January 04, 2014