A fork of Rural Dictionary
an annoyingly loud machine, used to shorten the length of grass at all hours of the day.
The evil lawn mower woke me up at 8am when they started cutting the grass outside.
A sexual position where the guy holds on to the girls legs and fucks her as the girl is walking on the floor while chomping at the rug, very much like a lawn mower
I didnt find out that my girlfriend was a screamer until I fucked her in the lawn mower position
1. A tool used to cut the green stuff around your house, if you have any. 2. A tool used to ferry you around the countryside if your a ghetto-country-welfarerat type who can't afford/is too-lazy-to-work-for a car of any kind. 3. A tool used to shave a womans pubic hair.
1. Glad I live in a desert where grass is virtualy nonexistent. 2. Hey wassup! Lets hop on tha lawn mower and take a trip to D's house. 3. Dammit, the lawn mowers gone and my date will be here in minutes!
You have to mow your lawns again?! Damn, what are you, lawn mower?
When a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your pubic hair gets stuck in the braces and rips out like a lawn mower with grass.
Guy: she gave me the lawn mower last night and my ball hurt now
When you insert a strand of anal beads into your girlfriends asshole then yank them out like your pull starting a lawn mower.
You should have seen the look on that bitch's face when I gave her the lawn mower when she wasn't expecting it.
A lawnmower is a tool to mow grass
I bought a cheap lawn mower