A fork of Rural Dictionary
the bitch version of a hot pocket
me: hey what is that sam: lean pockets me: oh a bitch hot pocket? sam: YEAH!!!!!
The vagina of a bulimic or anorexic woman.
That skinny bitch let me get a taste of her lean pocket.
Half the calories, with all the diarrhea
I just had a lean pocket, its a low calorie laxative
The act taking a shit in ones mouth and proceeding to face fuck it.
Chris took a hot steamy shit in Shirley's mouth and then fucked her face. The Michigan Lean Pocket was thought up by three bowling alley workers on a league night while thinking of what to do to some of the bitchy league members
Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket where one deficates into a vagina, using the fecal matter as a lubricant. However, in the case of an Alabama LEAN Pocket, it is where a person shits in his own hand then masturbating. Often practiced by the desperatley lonely.
Alex: (Through sobs) I'm so lonely... I think it's time for an ALABAMA LEAN POCKET. (Proceeds to poop in his hands)
When a person who consumes a healthy fiber-rich diet shits in a someone's orifice to achieve sexual gratification for one or both parties.
I ran by the health food store today, get ready for your Louisiana Lean Pocket!