A fork of Rural Dictionary
Place where broke ass people like you and I go to get a $5 pizza. While it may be good until the 4th slice, your asshole will leak more than the McDonald's bathroom. But, their pizza is $5, and you can't beat that.
Tim: Damn, that was some hella pizza from that Little Ceasars place man. John: Yeah, but I have major swampass after eating that shit.
A man/woman who is always hot and ready like the pizza
John: "Man... Jessica still won't go out with me, but she keeps asking when I'm free." Kyle: "You are her Little ceasars bro."
A very rare occurrence. This is when a man gets one punched by the passenger of a parked car while trying to chirp him. The beauty part is, not only does the man get one punched by a left hook, the left hand is also holding a slice of little ceasars pizza to really make the guy look like a peasant!
Buddy, did you see that guy outside the bar last night take a slice of pizza off the face and get knocked out at the same time? Ya that was a wicked LITTLE CEASAR LEFT!! Thats what u get for chirping. Fucking chump...