A fork of Rural Dictionary
the nasty feeling when your butt crack is sweaty, causing your underwear and pants to stick, or an occasional itching feeling. Ussually caused by elevated tempatures or humidity while working or excessive walking.
Ryan's been walking around in this heat all day and now he complains of haveing a bad case of swampass.
when your asscrack/grundel area is so sweaty it basically becomes a boggy swamp. very humid and producing unbelievable discomfort, this condition is generally worse among the fat and lardy. however, in sub-tropical climate locales, i.e. southern louisiana or mississippi, swampass can strike anyone, at anytime. the only relief is to either strip naked and head for a fire hydrant or go home and peel your loins off and drape a cold, wet towel over your nether-regions.
earl walked outside, went to the mailbox, and even at 7:15 in the a.m., fell victim to a putrid variety of swampass....
The phenomenon that occurs when one does not properly wipe one's ass, causing latent shit to slowly melt when exposed to hot weather.
Because their star player was stricken with a bout of swampass at a pivotal point in the game, the favored team lost the soccer championship.
a term used when describing the odor of a friends behind or a stranger in a close distance.
a condition where a person's ass crack is very sweaty from a humid day
"Man, today is so hot, I think I got a case of swampass."
The foul odor from one's anus that causes one's underpants and pants to stink. Swampass is caused by a combination of sweat/body odor and diarrhea.
Damn! Wash your damn sweatpants, dude! They STINK of SWAMPASS!