A fork of Rural Dictionary
Liza's beauty is surpassed only by her charisma, intelligence and heart. Not only is she gainfully employed, she works hard enough for three people. Her body is smokin', and her moves can leave you shaking and trembling for hours, yet still begging for more. The only thing sexier than her hips, butt and boobs are her eyes and words that can both disarm and melt you into putty in her hands. Liza is the ultimate woman that any man would be lucky to call theirs. She is most definitely a descendant of the beautiful Athena and Aphrodite. You are liza, and you are fucking awesome.
Holy shit – is that Liza over there?! Well, do you see the line of men lined up to marry her? Of course its Liza!
SHE IS HOT AS FUCK LIKE THE MOST HOT MOTHERFUCKER OF ALL TIME I WOULD LOVE TO TAP THAT ASS OR THOSE BOOBS BUT DAMN
a great person. the smartest person you'll ever meet. great hair, great eyes. bangin body. shes cooler than anyone named alexis. she can jump higher than alexis. she is planning on going ona road trip in 2014or 2015, so anyone who wants to come, COME! woot. loves fun. hates some people, mostly if thheir names begins with an a. she'll marry someone with the first letter of his name being a j
to be incredibly bossy but in a really funny way
when you're in the car with someone and you are NOT driving...you should be careful not to liza you make it so hard to be mad at you because it's hilarious when you're lizaing god, you are very opinionated and such a liza