A fork of Rural Dictionary
To deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. The act of deficating in a plastic bag and smearing the contents of the bag on an auto.Similar to glenning
"That motherfucker just pissed on my house!?!?!?!"
"dont worry, im gonna go lloyding on his car"
"that'll show the bastard who is boss"
The best guy ever. If you ever meet a Lloyd, you're lucky. You will love every single thing about him. Lloyd's are usually very outgoing. He is so attractive. He gets all the girls. People love Lloyd. He is the center of attention. If you have him as a boyfriend, he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You will never want to let go of him. He is the most amazing all around guy you will ever meet. Lloyd's are perfect.
Man, that guy is a total Lloyd.
I'm so glad that I have a Lloyd.
A hot guy with a large penis. Very kinky, good in bed with a body to die for.
Oh god its lloyd he makes me moist