A fork of Rural Dictionary
A long, white cat that's popular throughout /b/tards and the /b/ board. Usually photoshopped into funny pictures.
longcat is LOOOOOOONG
Noun: a cat that is long, or, more notably, a white female cat holden by two hoomin hands that is so long that if she fought Tacgnol, the world would end.
Verb: to use an adjective twice in the same sentence.
Longcat is long!
Shortcat is short!
Dumbass is dumb!
Groundskeeper Willy is a groundskeeper!
a fur matted vagina that is as long as it is wide (gapingwise)
“I lost my can of soda after throwing it at that cooze's longcat”
An exceptionally long white cat originating from 4chan's /b/. See also Tacgnol.
As a meme, has given birth to the phenomenon of doubling adjectives for variety or emphasis.
-Longcat is looooooong.
-John: What did you think of Gigli?
Sean: Bad movie is bad.
-I've been reading Einstein's papers, and boy. Smart man was smart.
-(during the end of Star Wars Episode 3)
Anakin: HOT LAVA IS HOT