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Longfield

a weird school with teachers who are too 'kid friendly'. we consist of a group of teachers who don't know how to wear their traffic cone jackets right

longfield is weird

by user2435 June 07, 2019

Longfield Academy

Longfield Academy is a shitty school located in the north east of England
the headteacher can’t even fit into his suits anymore because he’s a little prick and half of the school is full of fucking pedos

Do not send your kids to this school unless you want them to be molested by a bunch of nonces and pedophiles

Have you seen that school Longfield Academy pwah that headteacher is a right prick

by YoutubeSlag May 25, 2019

Longfield Academy

A shitty school full of druggies in kent, England. Where half the younger girls are shagging older boys and most teachers are shagging too.

Have you heard about what happens at Longfield Academy?

by suckmytittiesxoxo January 22, 2020

Longfields Davidson Heights

Longfields Davidson heights is home of the puddle shitters and the lesbos. The population consists of Arab hood mans and scrawny band kids. They always tryna start fights with jmss’s one and only Alex Barlem- aka the most hated pussy bitch out there. Also home to the perm headed white kids, u would think that’s their mascot. we also have a selection of gr.9 boys who act like they’re living the good life and are thugging it out.

Longfields Davidson heights means
“Pull up rn pussy wya”
“I’m in Longfields Davidson’s Heights washrooms hitting nic, come find me”
“ur miskeen ass fr ran😭”
*ldh user not found*

“yo did u hear abt the chick who shat in the puddle”
“Must be an ldh kid”

by Terrorist nd dog eater April 23, 2022

Longfields Davidson Heights

Longfields Davidson heights is home of the puddle shitters and the lesbos. The population consists of Arab hood mans and scrawny band kids. They always tryna start fights with jmss’s one and only Alex Barlem- aka the most hated pussy bitch out there. Also home to the perm headed white kids, u would think that’s their mascot. we also have a selection of gr.9 boys who act like they’re living the good life and are thugging it out.

Longfields Davidson heights means
“Pull up rn pussy wya”
“I’m in Longfields Davidson’s Heights washrooms hitting nic, come find me”
“ur miskeen ass fr ran😭”
*ldh user not found*

“yo did u hear abt the chick who shat in the puddle”
“Must be an ldh kid”

by Terrorist nd dog eater April 23, 2022

Longfield Academy

A school full of cunts masquerading as students.

Fun Fact: The students at Longfield Academy are so out of control that they broke into a factory and went joyriding on a forklift.

by BeanzMeenzHeinz June 21, 2024