A fork of Rural Dictionary
Loofer- A word which means any other word chosen by the person stating it. Can be utilized as an insult, compliment, or any other form of statement.
Developed after a 2 liter of Mountain dew was chugged, and the caffeine ran to the creators head.
"He's such a loofer"
"How do you feel?...Loofer"
A nice person who is dumped by a significant other with little drama, or by a gradual loss of interest where the significant other is usually interested or already romantic with another person wherein the dumped person feels like they did nothing wrong but is still abandoned and unceremoniously rejected.
I guess when Susan broke up with me I became a loofer.
Someone who eats too much fucking garlic bread
STOP EATING THE FUCKING GARLIC BREAD, YOU LOOFER!