A fork of Rural Dictionary
lovetard is the process of sexual effort to please a mentally unsound person. also known as banging the re re or doing helen keller.
yea, see was disabled, but damn did she try hard....i banged for the lovetard.
Cannot handle being in love; freaks out and cries; wants to run away.
She is lovetarded; therefore the relationship will never work.
Another word for asshole
"No worries that feller is just a lovetard."