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Lumbridge

A town in Runescape. After someone's owned and killed your ass you'll respawn there next to the well.

Liek omg 3 hit to lumbridge fhking noob.

Lumbridge

An expression meaning that are totally fucked, normally on drugs. Comes from the game Runescape, and the place where you respawn when you die.

Guy 1: "Are you fucked?"
Guy 2: "I'm so in Lumbridge."

Guy 1: "Want another joint?"
Guy 2: "No mate, that would be a one-way ticket to Lumbridge."

Lumbridge

A disgusting and heinous in smell, texture and taste. Like poop.

“The bathroom walls are smeared with lumbridge.”

Lumbridge

Adjective
Used to describe an object putrid in smell or appearance.

“Woah dude, it smells like lumbridge in here”

Lumbridge

Something disgusting and foul, often akin to sewage or excrement.

“This sandwich tastes like straight lumbridge”