A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. a shortening of the word mayonnaise 2. A derogatory term towards white people and perhaps with white skin.
Look at that fuckin mayo over there! Blastin his country music for the whole damn hood! Yo pass the mayo
Mayo is the seed of all universal creation. He is a true Diety who rules over the cosmos with his black belt in one hand and a piece of paper in another. He is often seen in the human world however spectating the world from a human perspective. He resides at a school and is often seen conjuring godly magic as seen from by other students. For example, walking around in circles singing the brown hymns. Eating paper in the name of the Brown Gods. And most importantly likes licking people to taste how pure is their soul. Apart from that he lives a regular life like another young alpha male, banging chicks and getting dosh behind The Shed.
Mr Walker (Teacher): Mayo, could you please hand in your work for today? Mayo (Currently eating paper): SShuree
A derogatory term for whites people a.k.a. bleachers, honkeys, whiteys,, and cracker. It is more commonly used in the context of when food is involved in the conversation.
Do we have any salt for the water? No you mayo, go jump off a bridge.
1)Mayo is a short word for mayonnaise. 2) Can be used when you break up with someone as an analogy.
1) Buy some mayo when your out shopping please. 2) Person one: You know this is gonna sound lame, but i really wanna spread love but i have to have it first you know, say you're gonna spread mayo but you only have mustard.