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Magnetic resonance imaging.

The doctor said I do need an MRI.

A medical diagnostic imaging examination that is ordered for one of the following reasons: 1) The cat scan (CT scan) came back inconclusive. 2) The Radiologist needs a new Ferarri. 3) Your doctor is an idiot. 4) You actually needed one (least likely).

I went to the doctor and the x-ray showed an abnormality, so he ordered a cat scan. The cat scan was inconclusive, so they tried an ultrasound. The ultrasound was basically useless so my doctor ordered an MRI.

MENTALLY RETARDED IDIOT

WIGGER: I'll fuck yo ass up nigga!" PERSON: Dude, your such an MRI, STFU. WIGGER: I dont need magnetic resonce imaging!" PERSON: Fucktard nerd,your a mentally retarded idiot!

someone who likes to inflict pain to the rear end on another mammal, using specifically dental tools.

Watch your behind, that mri is walking behind us.

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343: 《¤》Mri《¤》mRi《¤》mrI《¤》

MRI 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 for 𝗠an's a 𝗥eal 𝗜diot

Usagi: Ahh... Jodio, the letters 'MRI'... Do you know what they stand for? MRI? Jodio: They stand for, uhh... the M's gotta be Magnetic... uh... The R is, uh... Usagi: M - Man's a R- Real I- Idiot

An Albanian slang phrase for a slutty cunt posing as a devout Christian. Usually one who is self-absorbed and thinks they’re hot when they’re short and sickly.

She’s fake and full of herself…she’s a mri kolicaj.