A fork of Rural Dictionary
An awesome person who is able to attract girls whenever they what to at a simple clap of the hands
ah man that Machado all ways gets the girls.
Half man, half wookiee, half nose
Did you see Machado punch that tornado in the face?
That Machado is one simple man trying to make his way in the universe.
There goes Machado simply walking into Mordor.
The act of being the laziest, complainiest railway signal maintainer on the job
You see that railway signal maintainer going home early and paying himself for a full day's work? He has done nothing when he was here and now I have to do his job for him. He just pulled a Machado again.
A lazy, dirty Baseball player. See also; bad haircut. No penis.
That guy at shortstop is a real machado.
one who uses their own jizz or the jizz of a friend to provide a sleek appearance to their ponytail or braid
I would trust my crusty machado in gailforce winds, it never fails me
An insult or a synonym for school shootings. Usually similar to a pedophile.
That nigga who shot up Parkland Florida on Valentines Day is a Derek Machado.