A fork of Rural Dictionary
A "person" who has a giant, long, peanut shaped head. A makan is mysterious and dark and usually their only goal is to take over the universe. Befriend any makan you come across so he will spare you on judgement day.
There comes makan, everybody bow!
A Makan is well-versed in philosphy, pussy-crushing, an dank memes. He is usually seen in your mother's bed, piping her down. Befriend a Makan because he will be the best step-father you could ever have.
According to Makan, the meaning of life is found 12 inches deep in your mother's vagina.
A weirdo who is also my best friend
There's a kid in my class named makan. He is wierd