A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you call the story your friends tell when they want you to think they got laid.
He had makeup sex. He didn't get none, so he made it up!!
The art of gratifying oneself with make up items. Example: a) tickling the punani with a blush brush b) penetrating the punani with a lipstick capsule c) pinching the nipples with a eyelash curler You get my drift..!
"My ex had an odd makeup sex fetish"
Makeup Sex - When, in Halo 2 or other first person shooters, you kill a member of the opposite team who just killed a member of your team. Yelled promptly after doing so into the mic to announce said act.
Player One: "I need some help here!" Player Two: "MAKEUP SEX! I waxed his ass for ya!"
the best way to take your anger out on your significant other.
I believe this definition defines it self. Dont beat the crap out of your boy/girl friend, after the fighting just get em back during sex.
When you have sex to make up for something.
Lucy and Dre know they both did something that clearly wasn't beneficial, though not too harmful for them, so they decided to have makeup sex.
Pushing someone down on the bed, and doing their makeup lying on top of them. Used as foreplay, especially when you kiss their lips applying lipstick.
I got a new eyeshadow, can’t wait for some makeup sex when my gf visits tomorrow!