A fork of Rural Dictionary
v. 1. to have an unfair advantage over one's opponent. (see 'bumrush') 2. to overwhelm an opponent with one's allies. adj. one who is peforming an act of malachi on another. Background: US sitcom 'Happy Days' episode #64 'Fonzie Loves Pinky' - The Malachi Brothers were a demolition derby team who perfected a method of demolishing an opponent's car by ramming into it with both of their car's simultaeously. This was known as 'The Malachi Crunch."
1. Yo man, those muthafuckas pulled a malachi on me and broke my ribs. 2. We goin' ta malachi those busters. There's two of them and three of us.
I swear he is the most amazing person you will ever meet ever. He's got these eyes that you'll get lost in as soon as you look at him and his smile oh boy legit will make you melt. This kid looks tough on the outside but when you get to know him he is a whole ass teddy bear. He can be a player so be careful but if you ever get with him he will protect you at all cost and if anyone messes with you he is sure to set things straight. He is sweet, loving, caring, loyal, super funny, kinky hehe, and he gives the best freaking hugs ever. He is sexy and hot af but can be a cute soft boy too and he is def sure to treat you right and makes sure you are feeling 110%. if you ever meet a malachi do not turn him down give him a chance.
"Have you met malachi?" "no" "Gosh you really need to he is the best ever you will love him"
girls i just want all of you to know if you find a Malachi never let him go he is sweet,funny,nice body ,amazing eyes and always there at your worst and as most of you know finding a guy that treats you right is not always easy i love my Malachi and i always will.
girl 1 o.m.g is that who i think it is girl 2 YES its Malachi he is so hot
this boy is crazy ,loving , caring ,goofy but sometimes doesn’t realise how lucky he is he often makes careless mistakes his mind gets distracted at points often at other girls away from the girl he should be looking at (his girlfriend or boyfriend ). he is a great sports man never would hurt a fly tough
malachi :is my new boyfriend oh he wouldn’t hurt a fly
a literal pice of shit no one loves him and never will he is a mistake to mankind and should die in a pit of HELL!!!!
hi malachi