A fork of Rural Dictionary
man-douche. ( moosh )To clense the hot sweety sticky feeling (some times caused by hot summer days) in the crack or taint . Known too increase after a bowl movement where inproper wipeing and or clensing was done.....
Dude I feel very unfresh, I need to go moosh. (man-douche)
To ejaculate or "cum" inside a woman's vagina.
I was having sex with Jennifer last night and accidentally Man Douched her.
A guy who goes around and does every girl he sees and then brags about it later, but does so in a douche manner. Normally someone whose ego is too far up their ass.
Man 1: I banged three girls this weekend and then smoked a bunch of weed because I'm so cool.
Man 2: Shut up you douche man slut.
Man 1: I'm the best looking guy on the earth.
Man 2: Shut up you douche man slut.
Man 1: I'll never have a successful relationship with a girl.
Man 2: That's right you douche man slut.
A cleansing period precipitated by a prolonged exposure to male ideologies and practices.
Betty: "Geez, after spending the weekend with my brother and his idiotic friends I could really use a man douche!"
Veronica: "I hear ya sister! After I broke up with my boyfriend I needed a month-long man douche!"