A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your asshole to absorb things like mudbutt, anal leakage, and/or shart
Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell?? Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.
A paper towel like device inserted in the rectum of a gay man or a prisoner in order to stop the leakage of cum coming out of their butt-hole
Corrections Officer Schmidt removed a long piece of toilet paper from Inmate 015612's ass. Upon examining it, Office Schmidt didn't find shit but rather a white substance that resembled semen. When questioned about the toilet paper, Inmate 015612 said that it was a manpon.
when a highly spicy food causes a man to have such bad diarrhea that he has to use a tampon in his ass. a.k.a. "manpon".
man #1 says to other: "whoah that chili was so hot i needed to use a manpon to stop the diarrhea". man #2: "i know i had to use one yesterday after i ate those spicy tacos."
the solution to LBS (leeky butt syndrome-- definition also found on urbandictionary.com) when a man has such bad diahrrea he wads up toilet paper and covers the anal cavaty as to not leek diahrrea into his boxers.
"man we drank so much last night!" "yeah dude. i've got LBS so bad i have to put in a manpon when i go to class!"
Used in Correctional Facilities-Wad of toilet paper inserted into ones ass to keep from leaking if one has had his O-ring blown out too many times.
that dude has been punked so many times he needs a manpon.
Placing toilet paper or any other absorbing material in the ass crack to soak up sweat during the day.
Man, my ass sweats at work and I have that "not so fresh feeling". This hairnet is a great manpon!