A fork of Rural Dictionary
a smart, young, beautiful girl that gets good grades yet does not realize she is a huge drama queen. Mariyas are often popular and have an awfully large amount of friends
a boriqua that is useless, a mamacita that loves naked gardeners, and one who is obese, and wears their newly washed jeans the whole day to stretch it out
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definition: the word mariya phillip originates in modern day Mexico, meaning self-centred, narcissistic dwarf.
The exotic species, mariya phillip (mariyasis philipus) are native to Kerala. Mariyas tend to be emotionally unstable, with lack of intelligence and mental ability. They're natural habitat is mallu households and their diet consists of tears of children. Beware, approaching a mariya can be very dangerous, they have the tendency to bite, scream and or bark/howl. It is important to keep 3 metres distance from mariya as their behaviour can be unexpected and unpredictable. A mariyas favourite food is ๐ along with ๐. Unfortunately, the mariyas around the world are dying due to an increase of ichichi boy emissions, rip ig <3
I saw a mariya today!
What rly, did it bark at you?