A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Mathan is a sub planetary dildo from interstellar space.
Take that Mathan out of my girlfriend!!!
The most perfect relationship ever, between a Martha and a Nathan. It's often seen as very wholesome and the reason some of the most disgusting jokes in existence are now existing.
Have you see how perfect their relationship is! Its almost as good as mathan!
That one guy with a song for every person and every day of the week.
"Did you see that guy? He just told that girl that she reminded him of *Insert song here*! He totally pulled a Mathan!"
The most gayest name in the history of gayest names.
Mfs named Mathan: It’s embarrassing how my name is Mathan because everyone thinks im gay, which i am and im proud of DADDY 😩😩😩