A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mathieu should consider trying a little harder to make his microscopic penis grow a few more inches. wait- did i say he had a penis? scratch that, he needs to douche his vagina. he's a little emo fag that needs to grow up and stop dating a billion girls at a time. mathieu is a freaking poser who's all like "OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL CUZ IM EMO!!!!!" yeah, in your dreams buddy, you fucking wanna-be!!! oh i forgot to add, mathieu carries disgusting bacteria in his mouth - (also known as herpes). Mathieu is an angry teenage boy who's obsessed with slipknot. people, come on, you can't forget SLIPKNOT!! LMFAO JOKES!!!
Mathieu: OMG IM SOOO COOL!!!!!!!! GO SLIPKNOT!!!!
Random person: "hey everybody, why don't we all team up and beat the crap outa this stupid poser!!"
Another random person: "YEAH!!!!"
Mathieu: "nooooo!! not my penis!!!"
Random person: "what penis?"
an "emo" boi @ my school who is such a fucking whore that he doesn't have any good friends. he also should consider using penis enlargement pills because his penis is microscopic and maybe he could have good friends if he wasn't such a whore. oh and back to his dick i forgot he doesn't have one and that he's a girl. he also has a fuck-boy haircut and tries to be hood even though he's white as hell
mathieu is such a whore and he hangs out with all of the trashy kidz
The actual best name in the entire world. It also means gift of God, I think.
Someone: What's your name?
Me: The best one.
Someone: So it's Mathieu?
Me: Yes. Now; you killed my father, prepare to die.
A gorgeous male from Switzerland.
He's nice, with an incredibly cute smile, hot abs, and adorable French accent.
He speaks more than one language.
girl 1 - "OMG! Look, look, look, it's Mathieu!"
girl 2 - *SQUEAL* "he is so freakin' HOT!
A large human of French Descent Capable of absorbing LARGE amounts of food at the same time. Its Favorite food is every food. It is a Scavenger belonging to the family of Fattus Muchus. It is a social animal but it is incapable of making or keeping actual friends as no one wishes to hang around with it.
"Oh stop Being such a Mathieu. We need to leave some food for everyone else."
To Mathieu is to make an incredibly lame joke and proceed laugh about it for hours on end, commenting on the principles in which make it funny. Considering Matthews are renowned for being funny, and French people are renowned for being anything but, the name comes from the French adaptation of aforementioned name.
"Bro, did you hear what I just said? Classic!"
"You totally Mathieu'd that shit"