A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hindi slang term used to describe someone as being somewhat stupid in any situation. Used causally, or threateningly. Pronounced: mah-tee-aa Picked up from the Bollywood movie 'Hera Pheri'.
You guys hear about that matia who fell of his bike? Eh matia, why are you doing that? Yo matia, let's grab dinner.
a matia is someone who is generally a wasteyute who has lots of hair. a matia is someone who doesnt care about others but cares for only his inner cirlce friends
Yo that guy is a dumbass. He is probably named matia tbh smh I need a new friend. Just not a matia
A very good friend who will always be there. He will have a lot if troubles so you must be there to help him and let him vent to you. He is also a very good partner to have. He will always be sweet to you and never fail to make you laugh. Loves to tease you about your fears and insecurities, but he will never mean it in a mean way. Contains 90% dirty jokes.
Person 1: Hey, that guy is very funny even though he kept teasing me about being short. Person 2: Yep, that's a Matias.
Someone who likes to goof around. Is usually a soccer freak who likes all the girls and will want to be your friend if you talk to him. Makes a lot of silly jokes. Will like to embarrass you most of the time.
"Did you see Matias?" "Yeah. He told me a joke that was so bad I cringed to the sky."
A sex goddess, who can get any girl, will win any fight, he is very funny and cool and sexy. A god, a anime god. Gets more pussy than you. Can create and destroy the world.
Matias is the best! I know right?
Matias is the hottest fucking kid you’ll ever meet. He gets the most fucking pussy and has sex everyday he fucks girls on a daily and all the girls want him inside of them.
Person 1: oh jheeeeez he’s fucking hot Person 2: ya duh he’s Matias Person 1: I want his dick in my pussy right now