A fork of Rural Dictionary
A euphemism for masturbation
Today was busy. And by busy, I mean I didn't get any me-time. And by me-time I mean that I have not yet gotten to slap the salami.
"Me Time" refers to time spent alone, often to masterbate and watch pornographic material.
Dave - "Pete I am just off back to my room, I will see you in a bit mate". Pete - "Are you off for some Me Time, you dirty little boy"
Quality time that self-absorbed narcissists set aside for themselves.
“My problem,” said the self-absorbed narcissist at the yoga retreat, “is that I'm just too giving. I really need to learn how to be a little more selfish. How to set aside a little more, you know, me time.”
A phrase first coined by Aditya, refering to time one spends alone in ones room with teriyaki chicken, watching pornographic material whilst pleasuring oneself.
Person 1 : why does it smell like teriyaki chicken in here? Person 2: Aditya is having some me time Person 1: Ewww
When your living In close proximity to another person,the only time you can masturbate is when they're in the shower or leave the house for a short time..
Man I had to get some me time x today, I hadn't had any time to relieve my self for days