A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mel • Chee
Adjective
A spineless state often accompanied by overwhelming despair, suicidal tendencies and an overall inability to get laid
Synonyms
Flaccid; useless; mopey; toneless; yielding; doormat; punching bag; cuckhold
Stop being so Melchy
He became very melchy after an extended period with no release
Last night I decided to poo on my hand, it was warm and squelchy. I then got hot chocolate and poured it over my poo hand and then jerked myself off with it. It was nice. I couldn't think of what to call it so since it was sort of melted chocolate and squelchy poo, I called it a "melchy"
(Me) - I gave my self a melchy last night.
A low-key Melchy is a smart, beautiful Haitian girl. She is strong, humble and down to earth. Catch her at the library, a cafe or walking a little dog. She loves to take long walks, talk about life and her future plans or projects. If you are lucky enough to be in her life, she will be the most supportive friend and partner you could ever ask for. A Melchy is a true blessing from God. So, bless up!
Friend: Bro, why you always looking for a girlfriend at the library?
Me: Yo, I need a Melchy in my life.
Friend: Say Less