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a shithole inbetween melbourne and bacchus marsh. you are guaranteed to get raped or stabbed if you walk around there alone.
avoid lurking around in the south end, as there are way to many pedos.
Johnny remember to take his rape alarm when going to melton safeway.
Cutting a hot zester right in someone's face, and smiling at them in the process.
Dude, Nate just meltoned Tie when he was watching TV.
Adjective: describes a person, animal or thing that exhibits Joshua Melton-like qualities. These traits include: Enjoying Roblox, practicing confederacy, and large potential for depreciative memes
Friend: Hey man, do you dip?
Me: Nah, I’m not meltonic
A dump between Bacchus Marsh and Melbourne. If you go there, you WILL be stabbed. No question.
Full of Somalis running around with knives in their shoes and drunken bogans whose answer to everything is to glass you in the face.
After you've been stabbed and glassed, it is fairly likely that you'll end up being pricked with a dirty syringe by a young woman in a robe (probably called Mercedes or Charlotte). You will then be abused by an obese person sitting outside the McDonalds.
Avoid.
"Oh no, I have to go to Melton as part of my placement."
"Make sure you take that taser."
Seriously brutal, never mess with someone described as a ‘Melton’ because they can most definitely beat the shit out of you. The Rock could be described as a ‘Melton’.
‘Is that the rock?’
‘Jeez, i wouldnt mess with him he’s such a melton!’
To insert one's finger into an unsuspecting strangers anus.
That girl totally just got a Melton from that creepy guy!