A fork of Rural Dictionary
Short for man-bench. The bench outside of many stores around the world where the men sit on and wait for their wives who are shopping in stores that men wouldn't be caught dead in, like La Senza.
Wife: Where will I be able to find you? Husband: I'll be on the mench, dear.
The abbreviated form of "mention". Used in short form for the slack younger culture of the noughties. Used most often in conjunction with other short form words.
"Did I mench that I was accepted into the Bollywood Hall Of Fame?" "As a matter of fact, you did mench that. You mench'd that many, many, many times.