A fork of Rural Dictionary
the sexiest person to walk on Earth! A Mendez is known for good looks, great personality, Awsome sex and probably something to look foward to seing in the morning
"I met mendez last nigtht and we made sweet love and now I think im in love"
(noun) a soft brown pillow commonly used to stick in between ones legs while sleeping.
I slept great last night with my mendez stuffed tightly between my legs.
To screw over
Dang, Dave mendezed me about getting off work on time today.
A Dirty Mendez is where 2 people have sex and play Fortnite at the same time, hopefully catching a dub in the process.
Pulled a Dirty Mendez on Jenny the other night, pulled it around for a Victory Royale too!
It is when someone gets their shit rocked after someone says "Fuck you" to them.
Doing a Mendez - to fuck up in every way possible To be extremely excited about something then the worst possible think happens so everything is ruined
Nick knew he fucked up when he did a Mendez and dropped all his Burger King he got for lunch.