A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk. Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled
oh shit son, you got merked. that bitch merked the shit out of you.
background: merk - to kill someone, from the word mercenary, to kill for money
"getting merked on a tram over roosevelt island" (from El-P's Deep Space 9mm on Fantastic Damage
A girl who is simply uglier than my shit after a night of boozing. Looking at a merked chick may cause severe eye damage, maybe even blindness.
DJ: yo, I don't think that bitch could be more merked Vick: eh bro that's my momma DJ: damn that's tough Vick: say sato