A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage.
While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.
to take something that does not belong to you
While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.
Merkeled is a term for sexual assault by Islamic immigrants. It usually involves sexual intercourse or other forms of sexual penetration perpetrated against a kafir (disbeliever of Allah) and without that person's consent. The term originated in Germany, after mass rapes were carried out due to the huge influx of Islamic immigration which was enabled by Angela Merkel.
"Yo Jurgen, check out dat milf in ze short skirtzen!"
"Ja, she better cover up, or she will getten merkeled by the sand zombies."
To be sexually abused by an individual who has recently immigrated
That poor German girl was merkeled by three Syrian migrants
To be sexually abused by a foreigner.
My friend from germany got merkeled on new years eve.