A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun.
A penis whose primary characteristics are defined by it's inability to reflect any perceptible amounts of light towards a human eye due to its extremely diminished stature. Thus being only perceptible by mechanically or computer aided viewing devices such as a microscope.
Micropeens are so small they make me laugh.
I can't see your micropeen.
Apparently a micropeen was on my leg, but I could not feel it.
The very rare category of man or woman who prefers or who is sexually attracted to very small penises, in other words the complete opposite of a typical size queen.
Darrell: "Well, Kelly broke up with me. I guess it was just a matter of time..."
Kenny: "That sucks dude. Was it because of your unusually tiny penis again?"
Darrell: "Yeah, that's like the eighth time this has happened to me. But I am holding out hope that somewhere out their lies my micropeen queen."
Kenny: "Good luck man."