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middleton

A county jail in MA where you go when ya mess us bad in Lynn, or anywhere in Middlesex County. Generally your there before your sentenced (you cant make bail, or you have none). Some people get sentenced there (everyone not in the orange jumpsuits). It's so overcrowded when you first arrive they put you in a gym with 200 other people sleeping on a plastic stetcher half a foot away from someone else. Most people prefer it to the bay(south bay-sufolk county.

1) Where's flaco? He gotted bopped on that B&E, he's up Middleton til we can hustle up 300. 2) I got sentenced two years in Middleton, I was hoping for the farm. 3) The CO's at Middleton are way better than the bay. 4) I was just chillin' wit him last week, nows he's doing a two year bid up at Middleton.

by D from Eastie March 28, 2008

middleton

Pretty much them same as the other towns in the Tri-Town area (Boxford,Topsfield), with a couple more stores and a O.K downtown area, still pretty boring

middleton is ok.....i guess

by Rib ib rob September 30, 2005

middleton

middleton, wisconsin. is the worst town in the whole universe. everyone is fake, materialistic, anorexic, snotty, and rich. unless of course you're me, and have nothing. and just completely hate middleton and wish you could walk to florida or something.

i would rather die than go to middleton.

by hahalyssa March 29, 2009

Middleton

City located in Dane County in the state of Wisconsin. Was named the #1 Small City to live in America by Money Magazine. Was named #1 Whitest School in America by those on the south, north, east, and west side of Madison, WI. Hey, at least we don't got STDS like Verona, WI!

"Middleton has no black people. OH, wait, there's one.." "Darling, that's a MEX-i-Can..."

by LaughingStock January 21, 2009

Middleton

Anyone who takes off their shirt for no apparent reason. It can also be used as a verb to middleton.

Ex. 1) Did you see that guy totally middleton the otherday? 2) Hey do you want to go middleton it is way too hot out today!

by nyamachoma September 26, 2011

Middletoning

the process of becoming princess-skinny in anticipation of a major life event

Look at how good Kate looks... She's been Middletoning since January for the summer.

by TokenEthnic March 30, 2011

Middleton

An unknown sex act. Named after its creator Mr. A. Middleton. It is pimemarly used in exchange for benifits and personal gain in the work place

If u want Something from your boss. Give him a "Middleton"...

by Dman..OU812 December 11, 2014