A fork of Rural Dictionary
the disease first discovered in south england resulting in the horizontally challenged and/or short
After being diagnosed with midgetism, the old man slowly got shorter
a unit of measurement for determining the height of a midget. 1 midgetal is equal to 1.4 feet. 40 centimeters or 16 inches.
Also can be used for determining distance
A midget is 4 feet tall so he is 3 midgetals tall.
Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the new kid? He's super short!
Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness
When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.
Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized