A fork of Rural Dictionary
the hoe who is gay asf but still finds charlieskies hot asf
jo: who dat oliver: thats mika shes such a hoe but we love her anyway jo: tru her memes arent as stale as mine
the most amazing girl u will ever meet! usually asian and very attarctive. she lovable, nice, sweet, and funny. she is an outgoing people person and is always up for a good time!
me: "hey you know that mika chic?" friend: " ya dude shes bangin!"
Mika is a shit pop singer who somehow managed to gain the number 1 spot in the UK in January 2007. His talents include copying other people's vocal styles, creating tunes that make you want to kill yourself because they are so annoying, oh and he has alien feet. He also loves himself more than fat kids love cake. Mika = CRAP!
"I hate Mika, his songs are shit"
Mika is a beautiful person who can make your day full of happiness with their kindness and a warm heart. When the world goes against you, they will be your guide and help you get out from the abyss. As sweet as they are, they can get hurt. Without them, the world will be a worse place than hell to live. Therefore, always treat them well and be appreciated every second after you meet them.
"Mika is the best person that I ever met" "Without Mika, the world is a worse place than hell" "You should learn how to be kind like Mika" "Mika is the most beautiful person"
Pronounced: Mih/kay/lee. Completely and utterly amazingly, beautifully, awesomely cool. Also a name
Always a badass bitch. Always has your back and can be trusted
Yo broskii did you talk to that badass bitch called mika yesterday? Ofcourse bro