A fork of Rural Dictionary
used by nerdy guys or funny guys pretending to be nerdy to point out an attractive girl
Fellow males, Mildrid at 5 pie over 2 radians; fuzzleberries the tape on my glasses just fell off.
a 50 something year old woman who has no family or friends but meddles in everybodys business
mildrid the middler: oh i ate spaghetti with john gotti, i got so much money. (mildrid the middler trying to buy friends) beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head
an old hag who rambles about fantasies of knowing mob, celebrities, anyone famous.
Mildrid: I know John Gotti Jr oh hun a plate of spaghetti Mildrid: I had dinner with George Bush hun and we went to his ranch in texas Mildrid: I have 10 billion dollars hun i dont need anything Mike: Goddamn motor mouth mildrid shit the fuck up! Mildrid: What? ::launches off into another fantasy dweller diatribe::